Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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