YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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