my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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