Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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