I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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