This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You may now shotgun with the bride
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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