We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
