I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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