***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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