windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My balls are so social today.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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