i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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