; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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