Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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