It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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