who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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