you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
They have beer where we have blood.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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