did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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