what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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