i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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