She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He passed out mid-signature
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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