wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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