He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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