at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yo dont text me then not text me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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