Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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