turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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