Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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