THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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