I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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