She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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