he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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