I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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