these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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