belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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