toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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