I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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