singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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