Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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