Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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