If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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