Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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