i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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