You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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