Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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