this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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