11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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