Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Send help, water and tortillas.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Randomize
