I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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