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(949): View more from California

After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month

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(501): View more from Arkansas

the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?

(779): View more from Illinois

I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.

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