let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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