i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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