how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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