I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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